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I Guess Giving Up Smoking For Lent Wasn’t Working Out

This from the Fort Mill Times about two possibly-related robberies in our area:

In Fort Mill, police discovered a blood soaked paper towel and a paper bag marred with multiple blood stains at the scene. Taken was multiple cartons of cigarettes and 50 packs of cigarettes, a police report shows.

So finding the perps should be easy enough. Just look around for the bandaged-up, formerly feeming, now chainsmoking dude with no apparent brand loyalty.

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